Losers In Love Share the Worst Thing They Ever Did On A Date
Love isn’t easy. Mistakes are bound to happen, especially in this modern world of buffable dating rituals. Whether it’s “stomach” issues or a matter of life and death, there’s no limit to what can go wrong when meeting The (Potential) One.
Feel a little less lonely with these 42 wild stories about the worst things people have ever done on a date.
1. Takes One to Know One
I commented that I was glad we finally went on a date. We'd been circling each other for so long that I kinda KNEW something would have to happen eventually. Of course, I didn't say that, I just said: "
Well, it's really nice to finally be out on a date with you!" That’s when I heard, "...Date?"
2. Four’s Company, Three’s a Crowd
Went on a double date but didn’t bring a date. Effectively made myself into the third wheel.
3. The Nose Have It
After the date, went back to his place. Started kissing and getting really into it when I tasted blood, pulled back and told him he was bleeding because it was all over his mouth.
He opens his eyes and makes me aware that it was indeed actually gushing from my nose. So we both had blood from my nose in our mouths. Mood was quickly killed and never revived.
4. No Turn the Flood Back
A good one hour into my date, we are at a restaurant. We got our food and are happily consuming it. I feel a sneeze coming. I'm thinking, "Remember how some people can hold it off by pinching their nose? Yes, let’s try that. Can't be rude right?
Can't sneeze on the food either. Will avoid sneezing like a hippo in front of my date like I usually do."
It was painful. The sound that came out was weird and attracted not only my date but more unwanted attention. All the mucus was still stuck in my nose and mouth. I couldn't speak or swallow, so I decided to go for double thumbs up all around.
Stuff in my nose started leaking... Many napkins were sacrificed shortly after.
