Students vs. Teachers: These Insane Schools Are A Battlefield
Students and teachers have been at each others’ throats since school was invented—but sometimes, their fights can get waaaay out of hand.
From insane practical jokes to epic comebacks to disturbing incidents, we can't decide if these crazy Student v. Teacher stories made us miss school, or thank god we made it out alive!
1. On the Way out
One day while I was teaching, this girl cussed me out and then stormed out of class. The door bounced off the wall and hit her on the way out. It took all my effort not to laugh at her in front of the class.
2. Jumping for Joy
My French teacher threatened to throw herself down the stairs if we didn't shut up. She actually ran out of the room and climbed over the railing, but another teacher stopped her from actually jumping.
3. How Do You Say “Yikes” in French?
We had a French teacher we didn’t like. A student used her kettle as a toilet. We were amused.
4. Keep It in Your Pants
I had this one student who kept intentionally passing gas. After telling him repeatedly to knock it off, I finally lost my cool and said, “Next time you do that, I hope you poop yourself.”
Not five minutes later, I see him lifting his butt with that stupid grin on his face. Within seconds, the grin turned to pure terror.
He jumped up and said, "I gotta use the bathroom," and waddled out of the room with a large, wet brown spot on the back of his jeans.
