Ruining A Spoiled Brat’s Day Is The Best Feeling
There's nothing that will take us from calm to furious faster than a spoiled brat who needs to be taught a lesson—and there's nothing that feels better than teaching said brat said lesson.
These punks got exactly what was coming to them, and it felt sooo good.
1. Sweep the Leg
One of my girlfriend’s cousins, a young boy, kept being a little devil and constantly bothering me. He just started hitting me in the face. I warned him, my girlfriend warned him, and I even said, "If you do that again I will hit you back".
So he did it again, and I instantly swiped his feet away from him. He whacked his head on the floor and cried.
2. Food for Thought
No matter which way I put it, I'm not going to sound innocent here. One of my cousins wants to constantly eat everyone else’s food. Last week, her mom left me some money to go buy her and her siblings something from Wendy's. I did.
She finishes her meal, and then proceeds to take more than half of her youngest brother’s food.
After that, she was eyeing her other siblings' food. She even tried to take it when I wasn't looking. I even offered her something else like fruit or whatever to avoid this, but she still did it.
So I finally had to actually send her up to her room to eat alone. I felt like a total jerk, but I burned through all the other solutions that didn’t isolate her.
3. Cart Him, Boys
I work at a supermarket, and I once told a kid who was running around screaming that he had to go to “grocery jail.” He probably thought I was lying at the time, but nope, I certainly was not.
I made him sit in a shopping cart lined with Limburger cheese next to me until his parents showed up. I think they were just happy to have him out of the way.
4. Golden Opportunity
In first grade, I had to go to the bathroom really badly, but the teacher was busy and told us not to bother her. Well, I couldn't hold it in anymore and went. Everywhere. My pants were soaked and there was a giant puddle in the chair. I nonchalantly moved to another area of the room, trying my best to hid my wet shorts. Then the best thing happened.
This crummy kid named Sheldon in my class went and sat over in my puddle. He freaked out and the teacher thought it was him and sent him to the principal and ultimately home. Screw you Sheldon, I don’t care.
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