Families Share Their Trashiest Stories of Holiday Get-Togethers Gone Wrong
Aren’t the holidays a time for being grateful? Sure, reconnecting with old family members and gorging oneself on fatty foods is good fun. It’s also a recipe for disaster.
From old grudges to a little bit too much wine, turkey isn’t the only thing cooking on the holiday table. Who doesn’t love a good story of holiday family drama when it’s not happening to us?
From adulterous siblings to unruly side-dishes, enjoy these 42 delicious stories about the holiday get-togethers that went belly-up.
42. What is Every Grandchild’s Worst Nightmare, Alex?
Grandma threatened to defecate in the turkey if we didn't let her watch Jeopardy.
41. Meet the Parents: A Horror Film
My stepbrother was just released for possession and distribution. Total black sheep of the family. Brings his girlfriend, who is high out of her mind. They proceed to eat nothing but turkey and rolls.
Then she decided to go use in my step-aunt’s bathroom, where we found her passed out. My stepbrother attempts to wake her up by punching her in, his words, "the cooter." Cops are called.
40. Cheesy Excuses
The woman my cousin had just married stole a Costco-sized box of individually wrapped Cheezit packages from our garage. I just happened to notice they were gone when putting food in the fridge.
Asked about it publicly and she locked up, started stuttering, and went to get them out of her car. She returned with the excuse "I thought these were mine. I have a box just like them at home."
39. Missing That Special Sauce
My uncle poured Crown Royal on his turkey and ate it.
