Doh! These Are The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Done
We’ve all been there. Pulling the door when the sign says “push,” accidentally wearing a shirt inside-out, realizing that you forgot your wallet right as you get to the register. Stupid, eh?
Yeah, but it’s nothing compared to the self-inflicted embarrassment and humiliation that these people put themselves through. Scroll through these stories of stupidity and feel a little better about yourself today.
1. Not That Sharp
My dumbest moment? Using my thumb to wipe the hair off my razor in the shower. Ouch.
2. Not A Stroke of Genius
I hit a golf ball onto a recently drained lake and decided eh, it's not so bad. I bet I can still keep playing if I just walk onto the mud and take a swing. Nope. I was so wrong. On my third step onto the lake, I sank up to my chest in mud. It took a chain of three people to pull me out, and oh my God the smell. Should've taken the penalty!
3. Dumb As A Rock
When I was a kid, my parents were watching a show where some explorers were finding gems and gold inside of rocks.
I obviously wanted to find some gold too, so I went outside, found a giant rock, and threw it on the ground as hard as I could, hoping it would crack open. It did not. Instead, it bounced into our glass sliding doors and shattered the entire thing.
Nailed it!
4. Creating A Monster
When I was four years old, I made a spider out of pipe cleaners then when I saw it in my hand, I got scared of it and cried.