Dating Nightmares: People Share Their Horror Stories From The Worst Dates Imaginable
Nobody ever said dating was easy, but nobody ever said it was supposed to be this hard!
From crazies to creeps, the people of the internet have been on every kind of bad date imaginable—and we’ve collected their most insane stories here for your enjoyment.
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#1 When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go. Hard.
20-year-old me went out to dinner to meet her family for the first time. Got dressed up in nice khakis and a sweater. In the middle I farted but ended up pooping my pants with liquid death.
There was no hiding the smell, as well as the HUGE FREAKING STAIN ON MY PANTS. It was awkward for all those involved.
#2 The Rank Smell of Rejection
A guy got stood up. He then drank a magnum bottle of red wine (8 glasses of wine) and ate three apps out of depression. His date called him, and he started cussing her out. He asked for more wine and then I had to cut him off.
So he got up and tried to run out of the restaurant with a bottle he grabbed from a rack. An off-duty cop tackled him in the lobby, and then he pooped his pants in front of everyone waiting for a table.
He lied there screaming with the guy holding him down until the cops arrived and arrested him. This is my fondest memory of being a bartender at Olive Garden.
#3 How NOT To Act On A First Date
I met this guy because he was staying with one of my friends. His family had recently kicked him out. He was cute, and I thought that a date would raise his spirits.
However, the entire date he talked about his favorite violent criminals, which of them he thought were attractive, the mistakes they did that got them caught, and how he would end someone if he just had enough courage to.
He kept on bragging that he knew the perfect way to end and get away with it. Half way through the date, I got sick. I was glad to call it off at that point.
After the date, he told everyone that would listen terrible things about me that were not even true. My friend kicked him out soon after, and I do not know where he is now.
#4 Crappy Time
Took a chance on a questionable fart when she was in the bathroom. Crapped myself.