People Share Their Creepiest "Secret Admirer" Stories
Ah, love! The thing that we all want, yet so often can’t have. It can be one of the most beautiful and exciting feelings in the world, yet also one of the most frustrating and disappointing things at the same time.
Unfortunately, many people have to learn that the hard way.
While under this blinding spell, it's not uncommon to act in utterly ridiculous ways: Here are 42 examples of some of the crazy, outrageous, nonsensical, and just plain weird things that people have tried to do to impress someone who they had a crush on.
1. Breaking and Entering
A guy who liked me broke into my cousin’s house and stole my guinea pig to feed to a snake, all because I wouldn’t break up with my boyfriend to date him.
2. Getting Dark
A girl who had a crush on me once sent me selfies of her cutting herself after she found out that I had a girlfriend. I had no idea how to react to that.
3. Walking on Sunshine
A girl once walked a good five miles with me because she happened to be “going my way.” I was almost home before I found out that she actually lived about 30 seconds away from the pub I had just met her in.
She then said that she would have to stay at my place, as it wasn’t safe for her to walk home alone so late at night. Really, really awkward.
I ended up having to explain that I wasn’t attracted to her. I called a taxi to take her home and paid for it.
4. Lending a Hand
One of my brother’s friends tried to impress a girl by shoving his entire hand down his throat. It did not work.
