Blind Date Horror Stories
Finding romance is hard enough, but finding it with someone you've only just met can be the opposite of happily ever after. Blind dates are a risk at the best of times, and these stories from Reddit prove just how wrong everything can go.
From bathroom incidents to cases of mistaken identity, these are the blind date horror stories you'll wish you could unsee.
1. Doo-Doo Dude
My sister’s friend met this guy on Tinder and went for dinner. They hit it off really well and he invited her back to his place. She really liked the dude so went along with it. Things were getting hot and heavy when she started getting this horrible feeling. She went to the bathroom and literally had explosive diarrhea and messed herself bad. It was all over her body, the full deal.
She was completely mortified and then had to explain to this dude what happened. The dude seemed really chill and told her to get a shower and go get changed into some of his clothes and not to worry and that he would clean it up and take her dirty clothes away. It seemed like the crisis was averted—but then she stepped out of the bathroom and saw a truly horrifying sight.
He was wearing her poop-covered clothes and covering himself in the poop. She ran out of the house in just a towel and called the authorities. It turns out he was into that kind of thing. But that wasn't the worst part. At one point on the dinner date when she went to the toilet, he had spiked her drink with something to intentionally poop herself. Seriously.
2. Mary’s Not Here, Man
I was supposed to meet this woman, Mary. I got to the designated spot 20 minutes early and sat down, all excited and nervous. There was no one for a while. About 15 minutes after I was supposed to meet her, a woman walks by. "Are you Mary"? I asked her. "Are you [My name]"? she asked me. "Yes, I am". Her response made me go white as a sheet.
She looks me up and, takes one beat, then says "I'm not Mary". Then walks away. Ouch.
3. Somebody’s Watching Me
A girl I went on a date with brought a female friend along. The female friend would always sit or stand a few feet from us and not get involved in what we were doing. She was just observing us intently.
When I first met the girl, she said her friend "liked to come along on dates," but that didn't make much sense to me. Near the end of the afternoon, I ended up asking her what was up with her friend.
The girl was just observing us from a distance with a weird look. My date replied, "I told you. She likes to come along on dates and watch us". I pushed for some more details, and my date finally let the truth slip out: "Well, she really likes watching people on dates. It turns her on, you know"? That's when I realized the weird look her friend had all day while watching us was actually a look of arousal.
I have never been so creeped out in my life.
4. Twist Ending
I once went on a blind date with this girl. We started with a movie, and everything went okay throughout. The real disaster actually only happened as we left the theater. After the movie finished, as we were pulling out of the parking lot, she saw her father leaving the same movie…with a woman who definitely wasn't her mother.
