It started pouring one day, so I grabbed one of the loaner umbrellas from the front desk on my way out. I had no idea what kind of chaos it would cause.
Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter and disbelief as these people share the tales of scars earned through mishaps, misadventures, and moments of sheer stupidity.
I went to the ER because my hand was swollen and painful. They told me I’d broken a knuckle, something they called “boxer’s fracture.” The doctor asked me if I knew how I’d broken it—but I was way too embarrassed to tell him the idiotic reason behind it.